The first
new video game console since 2006 is finally set to be released.
Microsoft has unveiled its newest
video game console, which it says far exceeds the capabilities of any game
console on the market. The same company known for releasing the Xbox and Xbox
360 will now release the Playstation 3.
“This
is going to be the greatest and most powerful system ever released,” Microsoft
DirectX team leader Otto Berkes said. “When we release this beast, people are
going to forget all about that shitty Xbox.”
The
company’s system is set to be released August 15, 2012. No one from Microsoft
would offer any info on the system’s origins or how it was put together so
quickly.
“That’s
none of your goddamn business,” Microsoft chairman Bill Gates said. “All you
need to know is that the Playstation 3 is going to blow your mind away. I mean,
it basically does everything.”
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